The Dutch Windmill
this is a s-x position requiring at least two men, and another worthy partic-p-nt.
man a gives man b a reach-around (meaning man a puts his p-n-s in man b’s b-tt as man b has his back to man a)
and as man b’s p-n-s is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, man/woman c puts her face right into the line of fire…leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
and she is now left with “the dutch windmill” on her face.
frat bro: “dude, what happened to your face?”
your sister: “sh-t. i got smashed yesterday, and i must have gotten “the dutch windmill”
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