The Dylan


during s-x the guy yells “who’s the boss?” then punches the girl in the face saying “dylan’s the boss!”
i gave my girlfriend the dylan last night.
a) when an “intoxicated” person (the -ssailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim’s lungs. unaware that the -ssailant considers this to be a s-xual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) to move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) “man, i’d like to dylan her.” “ya got dylaned b-tch!” “wanna do the dylan”

b) man that dylan still owes me rent money!”
a) when an “intoxicated” person (the -ssailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim’s lungs. unaware that the -ssailant considers this to be a s-xual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) to move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) “man, i’d like to dylan her.” “ya got
dylaned b-tch!” “wanna do the dylan?”

b) man that dylan still owes me rent money!”

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