The Ear Plug
when you stick your d-ck in your mates ear and literally f-ck their brains out. common side effects include s-m-n, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and p-ss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.
“this the ear plug is the best zombie protection around! oh my god, it burns like my p-ssion!”
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