The Electric Eel
the s-xual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to “energize his eel” with static electricity and shocks the woman in the p-ssy or -ss before insertion.
(this works best in dry climates)
i was about to put a dent in mary’s -ss but i gave her the electric eel and she jump right out the bed!
givin a chick an underwater zap, where the b-tch gets a swirly and the shocker at the same time.
gwendolyn was pretty freaky, but wasn’t down when i gave her the electric eel.
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