The Elvis
during rough s-x you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her -ss with a minimum of three fingers. when executing this move properly you should look like elvis presley doing one of his famous karate poses.
my buddy kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out “the elvis” on an unsuspecting f-ck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.
when you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he c-ms in your hand. then you use the c-m to slick back his hair and say, “thank you, thank you very much. you’ve been elvised!”
last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. she got me good withthe elvis! touché!
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