The Emancipator
the art of having s-x with a girl, punching her in the head, then blow your load on her face.then procede to cut off your p-b-s and put them on her face so she resmbles abe lincoln. then keep it real and tie her up for the night. when she wakes up in the morning, you cut the cords and emanciapte her.
four wh-r-s and twenty beer ago, i took a random sk-nk home from the club. for some reason during s-x she began to speak of the ills of slavery. since she sounded so much like abe lincoln, i had to punch her in the head, blow my load on her face proper, cut off my p-b-s and put them on her face so she resembled the 16th president. i then tied her up for the night. in the morning she awoke dumbfounded. i told her i was the emanc-p-tor and cut her cords and set her free. she had tears in her eyes and said g-d bless you abe lincoln
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