The Excalibur


a s-x move where you penetrate your partner’s -n-s by surprise, and when they’re yelling/screaming “get it out! take it out!”, you continue penetrating and say “sorry, you’ll have to wait till the king gets here.”

bonus points when you’re about to -rg-sm, you yell “the king has arrived and wants to share exalibur!” and pull out, stick it in your partner’s mouth, and j-zz.
johnny pulled off the excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.
a big -ss f-ckin d-ld-, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys -ss and then proceeds to f-ck the excalibur.
-friend: man, why the h-ll are u walking all r-t-rded and sh-t?!?!?!?
-the victim: i was real drunk… that f-ckin b-tch tied me down,…and then…and then she…she pulled out the excalibur!!! 🙁
when one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie sword in the stone!)
thing 1: got a hand job last night!
thing 2: nice, how was it?
thing 1: so dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
thing 2: you straight got the excalibur!

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