The Face


where one moves their lower jaw forward so that it’s outward more than the above jaw, to express being unpleasant with the current situation.
vincent, i just spilled water on your computer -vincent does the face-
when someone says something ridiculously r-t-rded it leaves you speechless. if online, text, or email, simply type “:^|”.
dude: i think the detroit lions are going to have a winning season this year.

you: :^| (giving “the face”)
a person that stares at you very awkwardly leaving you with nowhere to except stare at the giant whale like -ss cause its so god d-mn f-cking huge.
dude laura pulled the face on me and her -ss just stood out there like a wildabeast wearing yoga pants
a complex movement of the facial muscles; can be said to make a person’s clothes fall off completly if executed correctly.

to pull the face the following steps must be followed:
1. lower one eyebrow
2. open mouth an inch or so (note: it is not important to show teeth)
3. pull a “half–ssed” smile
4. admire your handywork

if wanted, add another body movement which would highlight the magical-ness of the face, such as jumping around on one leg.

can sometime’s be shortened to ;d if on msn or in text.
joe: you suck!
mark: your sister sucked last night! -pulls the face-
joe: touché 🙁

mark: -reading a notice- caution. hot.
matt: but enough about me! -pulls the face-
a horrendously ugly face which is pulled in any situation to break the ice, to make people laugh, to add a nice touch to a conversation. works best with braces. to do the face, curl back lips, displaying top teeth, whilst smiling, and crinkling forehead, and preferably closing eyes. makes a pleasurable distinctive noise.
daisite: hey, how was your weekend?
izicka: it was good, -does the face-

izicka: omg livi d was so saucy the other day, she did the face.
daisite: seriously? -does the face-
the face is the act of putting up a hand blocking one side of your face from view, squinting your eyes angrily, and using rapid tongue motions to make an ugly face in someones direction while shielding “the face” from others around. this is a childish thing to do and you get a good laugh by trying to “face” people without them noticing
you and your friends are walking down the road and a lady p-sses, as she is p-ssing you and your friends shoot “the face” at her without her noticing
1. a primal facial expression that affectively communicates any human emotion.

2. an expression of the id
when asked to sign her friend’s yearbook, she couldn’t find the words to express what an awesome year she had had, so she drew the face instead.

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