The Facebook Grenade


verb – to convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old cl-ssmates on facebook. then you leave a grenade. after leaving a “grenade” also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
i was on facebook after drinking and smoking looking up angelo portale while sh-tting my pants, i left the facebook grenade behind, i called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas i left lingering in the air.

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