The Falwellian Empire


lynchburg, va. dominated by liberty university, falwell’s own “city on a hill”, aka- liberty mountain. so many lights the thing has a freakin’ halo at night. the falwellian empire includes wal-mart, target, olive garden, sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. you can’t do anything in lynchburg without venturing into g-d squad territory.
“dude, let’s go to wal-mart!”
“no, thanks, i don’t feel like being exposed to the falwellian empire at the moment…”
“it’s ok, it’s 11 o’clock. it’s past the g-d squad’s bedtime.”
“sweet, let’s go!”

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