the fame ball tour was the first-ever tour by pop artist lady gaga. the tour was to promote gaga’s debut studio alb-m the fame. much of the ticket proceeds went to charity.
each performance was intricately planned out by gaga. she would appear onstage in an innovative new outfit designed by herself and the haus of gaga especially for that performance, followed by a video interlude to the next segment.
the show recieved positive critical reception and much praise from her fans.
“guess what? i just got tickets for the fame ball tour!”
“fat chance. the tour ended in may.”
“…did i say the fame ball tour? i meant the…”
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