The Fancy Albert
a small plate with doilie is placed upon the lady’s chest. she is wearing a pearl necklace and he a tux jacket w/ tails (crucial). the man then gently squeezes out a chocolate hotdog onto the doilied plate.
it’s our anniversary and you know what that means… albert is coming to town and he’s a feelin’ fancy, babe. break out tha tails and everything else.
the fancy albert is all that keeps our love alive.
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