The Fat Chick
a masturbatory move, much like the stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. one must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. the added m-ss of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman’s hand when the act is committed.
kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it’s the size of a softball. at least now he can give himself the fat chick.
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