The Filthy Fireman
it’s when you’re laying hose in the starfish of a virgin and right before you about to nut she spins around and takes your sh-tty load in her mouth. better if a friend is in the room pretending to sleep and yells thats a hot carl b–tch. to which you later correct him, no that’s the filthy fireman!
mary had a funny taste in her mouth and walked funny all sat-rday after the filthy fireman chris gave her! the night before, mary asked chris to put it in her starfish after a night of drinking because she was a virgin. chris did as told. upon chris about to c-m mary flipped around and took the load down. chris’s friend quickly jumped off the floor and called it the wrong name. chris corrected him running out of the house.
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