The Four Stages Of Being High
1. the smoking stage
2. the eating stage
3. the everything is alive stage
4. the sleeping stage
guy 1: those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
guy 2: i knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
first stage: hyper
second stage: feeling very happy
third stage: stoned; where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
fourth stage: r-t-rded; where you literally can’t operate your own mind and body
after the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a “higher” level
person 1: dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of the four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
person 2: like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
person 1: thats when you smoked so much and you are just r-t-rded
person 3: whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, i’m so high that i don’t care.
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