the filthy monkey, it plans.


a meme commonly used by warren ellis. -ssumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.

it is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely -ssume it can’t be good. used in situations where conniving is warranted.
“are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?”
“maybe yes, maybe no. the filthy monkey, it plans.”

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