The filthy pickle barrel
when you’re going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
i must’ve accidentally tongued the ole lady’s -sshole when i was eating her out.i got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.
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