The Final Shot
the act of when a man pees; as he’s finishing up he uses that bit of energy to get the last drops out…but when doing so he misses the water and the urine hits somewhere else.
a: dude, i’m gonna take a p-ss.
b: make sure you aim for the water this time.
a: nah, it’s the last time i used the final shot
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