The lover


one who, dates girls that have low egos, are relatively ugly, or aren’t even half satisfied with themself and put too much presure on themselves to be more like the beautiful people. this person feels an inner need to flirt, date, and spoil these girls rotten so that they can feel loved and worth something. they simply date for a maximum of a month and always end up getting dumped, and then leave the girl having a higher sense of pride. i know because i am one.
“why does jimmy always date ugly girls? wonder if he’s gay?”
“he’s not gay you idiot, he’s the lover.”

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