The first 5 levels of pot smoking
1. obtaining your first high
most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.
2. being present at a drug deal
a friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.
3. scoring your own weed
at this point you feel like your a bad-ss, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.
4. buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little f-cknuggets, but its all good.
5. the first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the p-ss-es who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the sh-t!
no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about the first 5 levels of pot smoking
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