the five v’s
velocity, viscosity, volume, view, and violence. the five categories you can rate your p–ping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:
velocity: how fast was your p–p? was it super slow and hard to push out? like you’re constipated (1)? or was it like a shotgun: one second it’s in, then bang, it’s out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
viscosity: what was the thickness like? was it runny diarrhea (1)? or was it a rock (10)?
volume: how large was your p–p? was it a tiny little rabbit t-rd (1)? or were you like “holy sh-t how did that just fit out of my -ss hole?!” (10)?
view: how was the view and surroundings while you were taking your p–p? were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
violence: you can interpret this one however you like.
the five v’s are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your p–ping expierence!
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