The Flaming Verizon Sanchez
map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of sh-t. it’s located in the gulf of mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those f-gs from england, the world is stuck with it for the next two f-cking years, it’s f-cking friends and family, and no matter what is said on tv or read on the internet, its coverage is still sh-t.
british petroleum gave america the flaming verizon sanchez because england was tired of united states citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a f-ck that england’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.
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