the disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app “flappy bird.”
girl 1: “so i was hanging out with david the other day… and i think he gave me the flap”
girl 2: “that sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?”
girl 1: “i don’t think so…”
girl 2: “well what is it?”
girl 1: “here give me your phone.”
-two hours later-
girl 2: “……. oh sh-t”
a condition where a girl has a p-ssy so loose you can fit a d-mn watermelon in it. it also usually smells of dead fish and generally has lips that sag out of her pants.
george: dude i totally banged megan last night!
ryan: wtf dude she has the flap!
a style of dance created by the redd zown. performed by releasing the shoulders while “flapping” one’s hands and arms to the beat. term could also be used in any sentence in place of a verb.
“the ladies love when rob cahill does the flap in the club”
“i flapped the b-tch in the face”
“do you mind if i flap around the car a little bit?”
adjective – being transported in the same vehicle. abbr. – h-m- man those nuns we just p-ssed were really h-m-vehicular. -or- man those nuns we just p-ssed were really h-m-.
- class buddy
the person you sit next to in a certain cl-ss, but never hang out with or talk to outside of that cl-ss. usually only needed because your friends aren’t in that cl-ss, or because your teacher -ssigned you seats. in common usage, the word ‘cl-ss’ is replaced with the cl-ss you’re referring to, e.g. french, […]
- Hooded Viper
an un-circmcised p-n-s she pulled down my boxers and came face to face with the hooded viper.
- Hoop Stealer
someone of black skin that steals basketball hoops while you are deployed in afghanistan wow look at that hoop stealer hes got 20 inch rims
- the gangster of love
a gangster who makes love not war some people call me the sp-ce cowboy, yeah some call me the gangster of love some people call me maurice cause i speak of the pompitous of love and jaqlyne lamantia