the floppy orangutan

when you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to cr-p the sh-t out of them (literally). when they’re asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy sh-t all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. eventually when they wake up throw the remaining sh-t all over them!
“i can’t wait to go to zac’s house and do the floppy orangutan!”

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