The Fluffy Elephant
the fluffy elephant is a s-x act that must be planned over the course of a couple of years. it all begins when you start collecting your female partner’s used tampons and placing them in a jar. after you collect about 20-30, you truly begin the act. you first punch her in the face which causes her to break her nose, stick all of the tampons in her mouth, and f-ck her doggy style while pulling on her ears to stretch them out so she can simulate the look of a fluffy elephant.
i performed the fluffy elephant on my girlfriend last night. it was interesting to see her chewing on all of that fluff!
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