verb- a s-xual term. the move is performed by standing up in the middle of citizens bank park while holding a girl upside down. whilst upside down, said girl will be slobbing your kn-b with her legs wide open at you face. next, you must get your best friend to hit a pop fly ball into the outfield where you are standing and you must catch the ball in the girls v-g-n-. if you are wearing a shane victorino shirt or jersey during this action, you are the man.
john: “dammit man, my girl says shes gonna dump me if i dont stop playin baseball…its crazy…”
joe: “have you tried the flying hawaiian on her?”
joe: “she doesnt like baseball yet….but she will…trust me”
- Hot Jumanji
the s-xual act of two males knelt; bare -ss to bare -ss, while discarding waste onto the stomach of a female companion. last tuesday, harrison and his friend brooks gave natalie a hot jumanji.
- the fuck
short for “what the f-ck?”. usually followed by question mark. john: i have acne on my b-tt. mary: …the f-ck? a modifier used to intensify a command. slightly more powerful than “your -ss.” appending “b-tch” onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power. from most polite to […]
- denver omlete
f-cking (and -j-c-l-t-ng inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using b-tter or cooking oil for lube. i’ve always wanted to make betty white a denver omlete.
- The News
getting more and more depressing by the day. it’s all a story of murders, rape, scandals, starvation, oppression, genocide, obscenity, atrosity. would do us all a lot more good if there was some good news on once in a while. or even better if we all decided to do something about the news, dream a […]
- The Sele
a sh-tty sc-mbag of a school. they say they deal with bullying, no they dont. they say they have a good reputation, no they dont. they say 2nd best isnt good enough..99th is the highest they will get. you go to the sele, get away you sket