the foj
a nickname for the most evil mythical creature that has ever walked the planet. although not yet extinct, scientists spring in joy of its recent endangerment.
boy: mother! i had the most terrifying nightmare last night!
mom: really? what happened?
boy: i saw…i saw th-the-the foj! it told me to..t-tuck in my sh-sh-shirt!
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