The Fonz


the fonz would never lose his cool. even in the most extreme conditions. always opened with “ayyy”
doctor: fonz, you’re dyeing!
fonz: ayyy.

hooker: i’m having you’re baby.
fonz: ayyy

richie: hey fonz how-
fonz: oh shut the f-ck up. erm. i mean “ayyy”
a really s-xy guy on a t.v. show called happy days

the fonz usually says “aaayyy” while sticking his thumbs up in the air. he also is able to attrackt women by snapping his fingers and can start the juke box by hitting it
aaayyy
fictional character from the t.v show happy days
“who is your spiritual guide?”
“the fonz”

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying ‘ehhhh!!’

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!
all in all in the late 1960’s earley 1970’s he was ‘the coolest cat’ or guy around and who always was able to say “eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” with his thumbs up to any situation regardless of the severity of the situation
“ey! the fonz he’s here now

(the fonz) “eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“you are too cool man too cool”
giving a girl thumbs up . . . in her tight lil -sshole.
princ-p-l: heeeey -pops a thumb in becky’s -n-s.
becky: -farts-
when having s-x with a female, first, place one of your thumbs in the ladies v-g-n-. next, place the other hand’s thumb into the b-tthole. when both thumbs are securely into the females body you end it (and probably your night) by saying aaaaaayyyyyyyy!
the other day i stuck my two thumbs where they didn’t belong and i did the fonz. she ended up kicking me in the b-lls.

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