The Footlong


sliding your d-ck between a broad’s -ss cheeks until you c-m; your d-ck is the hotdog and her -ss is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it’s a “t-tty” f-ck down-under) j-zz toss
moco gave edith the footlong last night!

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