The Forbidden Picnic


conan o’brien’s favorite s-xual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.
we were out on a sunny park date, when jennifer asked me to perform the forbidden picnic.
i had no idea what to do, but i rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it’s random contents.
a s-xual act pioneered by conan o’brien and andy richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect p-n-ses, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.
hey man, did you see that picture of conan o’brien and andy richter giving max weinberg the forbidden picnic?

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