The Frightened Donkey
a non-violent alternative to the fabled “donkey punch.”
this occurs when a man is performing doggy-style s-x on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden sp-ce close by, with a scary mask. at the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
“my girlfriend loves dirty s-x but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her “the frightened donkey” and she loved it!”
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