The frito shit scoop
while having b-tt s-x take a skechers box place it on her v-g-n- and take a drum stick and beat it as hard as you can then proced to p-ss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a sh-t across her face and drag it down to her b-tthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the b-tches -sshole then make her eat the chip
we just did the frito sh-t scoop
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