The Fuck Index


the f-ck index (tfi), also known as the google f-ck poll, is a diy poll like the gallup poll, but available to “we the people”. it best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. it is tested by doing a “f-ck ” on a google search, and reading the totals. currently obama is at 23 million hits for “f-ck obama”, whereas “f-ck bush” has dropped to less than 2 million.
democr-p: boy, i am so happy i voted for obama, he’s beat bush 10 times over on the f-ck index.

rep-b-: you used the google f-ck poll to get that? you jack-ss! how could you people be so stupid! the f-ck index is not a good thing. it means ppl think obama is 10 times worse than bush.

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