The Fungus
the fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. it’s where the -n-l cavity becomes rotten from excessive -n-l s-x. the -n-s secreates various bodily fluids. the patient suffers from extreme -n-l leakage. they are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. they can only treat the symptoms by using items like b-tt plugs and scented tampons. prevention is the key!
“omigosh! look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), i think she has the fungus!”
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