The Funnel


funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to “funnel” her to a certain other friend . the opposite of c-ck-blocking. often -ssociated with the term “wingman”, this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

this maneuver is never to be used to funnel the duff to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.
“ok guys, we gotta give this broad the funnel. that n-gg- glasgow hasn’t had p-ssy in a c–n’s age.

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