The Funnyman Bob Saget
a s-xual feat by which a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said -j-c-l-t–n issues from her nose. closely related to the john stamos.
although bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the bob saget, he’s pretty sure pirate jokes are key.
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