The Fur Ball
you’re chomping away at some mighty zena who has a mane between her legs the size of lionel richie’s afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. you punch her.
“the fur ball got stuck in my throat while i was eatin her out, so i knocked the b-tch out!”
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