The G Manifesto
the definative guide to being a g. the guide to getting more out of life.
q: what the best way to mack chicks?
a: refer to the g manifesto.
q: how do you make cash, date model girls, and sleep all day?
a: hence the need for the g manifesto
Read Also:
- The Hoover Maneuver
being able to make money without working hard for it. procuring real estate valued much higher . . . the hoover maneuver. walking into money . . . the hoover maneuver. name of a nj boat also.
- the homeless joe
verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash. f-ck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.
- The iPod Shuffle
when you dance/groove/air guitar around to the music in your headphones that n-body else can hear. mostly seen in crowded places (trains, city streets etc.). -random guy in the city street is doing air guitar with headphones on- bystander: woah, watch out for that guy; he’s doing the ipod shuffle!
- The Ketchup Law
the theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. it is rare to “beat” the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need. “oh man, i grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!” “that’s the ketchup law, dude.”
- The Keith Effect
a phenomenon that occurs when your friend’s boyfriend is sh-ttier than a homeless man on ex-lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like jesus walking on water in comparison. inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom. examples of the keith effect: girl: oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of […]