the Galleria
the galleria is a f-cking m-ssive mall in houston, tx. it is the 7th largest in america, currently having 375 stores. most of the mall is built underground, with the top floor mainly at street-level. there are hotel and office towers combined into the mall as well. the entire mall itself is split up into 4 different wings; galleria i, ii, iii, and iv, but each wing might as well be it’s own mall because this sh-t is just m-ssive. there are countless designer fashion stores, over 50 dining and restaurant businesses, a 20,000 sq ft. ice skating rink, and basically a store for anything you need. but if you’ve never been before, it’s impossible to find the store that you’re looking for without a map. one wrong turn and 2 miles later, you’ll end up at the wrong end of the mall. parking any time between noon to 5pm is just a joke. there are an -ssload of parking garages too, so if you manage to find a spot, don’t forget how you got there or you’ll never get out.
chick 1: hey, wanna go shopping at the galleria?
chick 2: i don’t feel like walking 26 miles to find the store i want.
chick 1: b-tch.
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