the gambler


used to describe the act of farting when you’re not sure if you will be farting or sh-tting your pants.
d-mn…that vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! i’m bout to pull a gambler! hope it’s a fart and i don’t sh-t my pants!
a proper noun for a woman who will come over at a moments notice, preferably in the pre-dawn hours of 3am to 6am; to engage in s-xual intercourse with more than one partner in a single session. common signs of impending s-xploitation include overusage of the term, “i can’t believe i’m doing this” or “oh, i’m embarrased, tee hee”
“dude, we bagged the gambler last night”

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