The Gar
when you go on facebook chat and start to talk to a girl. you log off and on really quick. then you say “dam it, facebook chat never works for me, can i text you instead?” bingo. you have successfully gotten there number. it is called the gar because that is who invented it
guy 1: dude i really want to get sally’s number but i don’t know how?!?!
guy 2: bro, use the gar its worked for me 4 times!
———–later that day—————–
guy 1:it worked i got it!!!
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