the garden gnomes


a fict-tious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two “band” members are named gnelle and gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.
“oh, that make-up style is totally something the garden gnomes would put on.”
“i hear that, gnette out.”

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