the gateway effect
if you have ever wondered why right-wings ban anything, it is easily explained by this phenomenon. you see, once something deviant, yet harmless is ‘experimented with,’ it leads to a crazy hunger for anything slightly resembling the questionable treat! this leads to a destructive lifestyle, a lot of pain accompanied with a deteriorating physical appearance, and death!
leftist deviant hippeh: “why is pot bad?”
right-wing nutjob: “the gateway effect!!!11shiftasdf!! one bad thing leads to another…”
ldh: (sarcastically) “oh… i see! pot is a gateway effect like gay marriage would be to marriage with animals, underage children, and middle-easterns!”
rwn: “exactly!”
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