The Gazebo
a southern california based exclusive gentlemen’s society known for heavy, intense, and sometimes downright violent consumption of hoppy substances. their name is derived from an old, worn, wooden gazebo in which the members would carry out their rituals every weekend or in some cases nightly.
today, membership is based on loyalty, virility, and dedication to finishing the large amount of alcohol purchased for the evening.
the gazebo is often compared to a fraternity, but the obvious difference is in the volume of beer consumed by the gazebo’s memebrs, which by fraternity standards, dwarfs any frat’s numbers.
once i was invited to a party at the gazebo. it was fun, but when about 8-10 of their members took on 200+ beers within the 2 hours i was there, my silky, tropical scented panties slipped off my luscious willing -ss.
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