The Gentleman
the act of receiving a blow-job while smoking a cigarette, taking a sh-t, and reading the newspaper.
my girlfriend was so drunk last night i talked her into giving me the gentleman.
while doing a woman doggie style one hand is used to pull her hair, the other is used to insert your thumb into her -n-l cavity.
last night i pulled the gentleman on her.
the act of turning around and farting in a girl’s face after she has just given you felatio
marteese was so pleased with the young girl’s job, that he gave her the gentleman.
when someone is wearing a top hat everyone must say ‘the gentlemen’. you may only say this and put on the top hat after it falls on someone’s head randomly.
as popularized by how i met your mother
look at my tophat
the gentlemen
the act of receiving a blow-job while smoking a cigarette, taking a sh-t, and reading the newspaper.
d-mn, i just pulled off the gentleman with the
dumbest b-tch i have ever seen.
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