The Gentlemen’s Cocktail
a gentlemen’s c-cktail is a drink that began as an accident, and became a huge sensation. as martini’s use olive juice,and screw-drivers use orange juice, now the gentlemen’s c-cktail uses pickle juice. the c-cktail is made up of 4 shots vodka (any vodka will do ), then one shot of a different type of vodka, then fill the remainder of the gl-ss with pickle juice (from any pickle jar whatsoever, include seeds for flavor). add ice, as well as a whole pickle into the gl-ss for appearence. there, you have a gentlemens c-cktail. though it does sound rather obscure, give it a try, and you will not be disappointed.
“bartender, i’m in the mood for something with a touch of cl-ss, and a touch of craziness. how about a the gentlemen’s c-cktail.”
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