the glendale hello


a major or minor car accident occurring in the city of glendale. as the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)

background: glendale, california is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the united states.
someone gave james the glendale h-llo on the way to work today. the insurance company might total his honda.

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