the gloat


while hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend’s lap. used in p-n-s showing game.

taylor: “lets go hang out with some females”

evan: “no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty”

taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) “the gloat”

evan: “wtf man!?!?! your f’ing nasty!!!”

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