The Gnome Army


the gnome army (noun): a group of emanc-p-ted gnomes united together to stop oppression and fight the worldwide garden rebellion.

the gnome army originates in costa mesa, california and now has branch headquarters across the us, canada and australia.

for further information, visit www.thegnomearmy.com
“martha, our gnome is no longer in the garden – he has left to join the gnome army!”

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