The Gobbler
the act of c-mming on a girl’s chest, dipping your b-lls in it, and letting her suck it off.
guy 1: pat gave susie the gobbler!
guy 2: sweet!
when a chick slobin on your kn-b, right before you c-m, tickler her and simultaneously shove your d-ck to the back of her throat, and she will sound like a turkey..
“mmmhm.. yeah you like tha. gobble gobble gobble gobble.. -cough cough-… greg!?!? what the f-ck was that?!?”
“that was the gobbler b-tch!”
when t-tty f-cking and/or receiving a bl-wj-b from a girl you shoot your load on they’re chin. the s-m-n now dangling from her chin resembles the flap of skin hanging from a turkeys neck. then you make a turkey sound (gobble gobble)
at my girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner we snuck in the back and i gave her the gobbler.
when you stick your p-n-s between the double chin of a very fat girl.
a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his p-n-s in.
step 1: find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.
step 2: pull your d-ck and b-lls back between your legs.
step 3: clinch your legs together to secure your junk.
step 4: lean over at the waist.
step 5: call your victim.
step 6: jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling “gobble gobble gobble gobble!”
i was doing the dishes and the next thing i know i’m staring at this floppy c-ck bouncing in front of my face, holy gosh i just wanted to lick it!
sincerely,
the gobbler
an uncirc-msized p-n-s.
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